Let me tell you something truthfully: I am the world's greatest lover.
Let me tell you something else truthfully: your financial support means so much to me. This is literally my job. Imagine that! What a preposterous way to make a living. But I'm only able to do it thanks to you.
If you fancy giving me a one-off donation on PayPal, or a recurring bit of support on Patreon, I'd be over the moon.
Let me pass you over to my personal webpage, where I've put all the info you need. Click here to go to the Donate page on my personal website!